I browsed the Truly Ergonomic
But support sounds truly lethargic

I wanted the Keyboard IO
But manufacture is too slow

I trailed the Filco Ninja
With staggered keys which may cause injure

So stuck with Kinesis Advantage
Somewhat like an unwilling hostage

As jamming shift causes excitement
And coloured keys make Colemak blighted

But faced with carpal tunnel syndrome
I’ll gladly take stockholm syndrome